A lot of people would look at a snap like this and not really think about it. But I think about these things – a lot. The pattern of stork poop on the left is perfectly reasonable. It’s what you’d expect because stork butts are fairly big, and the storks need to hang their big, fat stork butts quite far outside their nest in order to take a poop.
But the stork poop on the right is harder to understand. I really have no good theories to explain this.
