I’m not saying it’s bad – so don’t get me wrong. But when a market doesn’t smell – when it doesn’t have dirty floors – when you can’t hear animals wailing – somehow that’s more of a grocery store to me than a real market. This place was so clean you could eat off the floors!
Alsace Loraine
Eguisheim Storks
Scientists have examined the storks in Europe and have said there are two categories, often living side-by-side: the storks that fly to Spain in the winter, and the storks that fly to Africa in the winter. Apparently, what they do is influenced by their families. And amazingly, the storks fly differently: if a scientist can measure how a stork flies, even for a few seconds, they can tell to which category the stork belongs!
Sadly, I don’t have these skills. Are the storks here Spain-flyers, preferring to drink Xeres and enjoy tapas over the winter? Or are they African-flyers, preferring baba ganoush and hot black tea over the winter? Or . . . maybe these are just LAS (Lazy-Ass Storks) that don’t fly anywhere for the winter?
Life really has too many mysteries!
Do Alsacians find this offensive?
Is this the world’s most stupid sign?
I spotted this at Marché Couvert de Colmar. In economics there is a good concept known as opportunity cost.
Cathédrale Notre-Dame de Strasbourg – a very fancy door!
The majestic, inspiring Eguisheim Slime!
The Amazing, Mind-Blowing Stork Poop of Eguisheim!
A lot of people would look at a snap like this and not really think about it. But I think about these things – a lot. The pattern of stork poop on the left is perfectly reasonable. It’s what you’d expect because stork butts are fairly big, and the storks need to hang their big, fat stork butts quite far outside their nest in order to take a poop.
But the stork poop on the right is harder to understand. I really have no good theories to explain this.
Reflections in Alsace – near Biesheim
Reflections in Alsace – near Biesheim
Colmar
Sunlight breaking through in Alsace
Weinstube in Colmar
La Petite Venise à Colmar
Eguisheim – a stork and a pope
House in Colmar
Petite aspiratrice de voirie – 3
Continuing the series, this snap is from Colmar
Reflections in Colmar
Collégiale Saint Martin
Eguisheim
Eguisheim
Eguisheim – a stork and a pope
Eguisheim
Eguisheim
Eguisheim
Pope Leos – or is it Popes Leo?
This is Pope Leo IX, or at least a statute of him, in downtown Eguisheim in Alsace, France:
And thirteen popes later we have Pope Leo XIV,
Clearly, both of them are wielding big sceptors – call a ferula. The one on the statute has three bars – which differentiates itself from those from archbishops (two bars) or bishops (1 bar). But . . . it raises an interesting question: when did popes stop sporting beards?

























